fakestan:

me: *speaking to my child* you can do any career you want its completely up to you

my child: i wanna be a police officer

me: no bitch pick another one

(via ivycake)

reasonsmysoniscrying:

(Looking at the home my great-great-grandfather built, that sheltered my family for over 100 years)
4yo: “Where is he now?”
Me: “Well, he died a long time ago.”
4yo: “It’s a good thing he built that house first!”

(via little-honeybeee)

"What are you supposed to do with all the love you have for somebody if that person is no longer there? What happens to all that leftover love? Do you suppress it? Do you ignore it? Are you supposed to give it to someone else?"
- Maggie O’Farrell, After You’d Gone (via pornstarwars)

(Source: feellng, via pornstarwars)

east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work

west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land

Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years